like pigs in shit

So I decided to sober up before I sat down to write. But you’re still ugly. How about this fuckin’ Capital Unlimited? Merging with BOP and PISS is terrifying enough but look at their track record: replacing fluoride in the water with nanobots. Gray goo smoothie, anyone? The creators of podepin also developed some nanotech brain implants. You better believe that’s gonna make you see shit comin outta the sky too. And the great unwashed masses are clamorin for it! No coercion needed. People don’t get the chips in their head, they get FOMO. We used to joke about a tyrannical government forcing secret surveillance on us. Hidden cameras n shit. Nah. They let all that shit into their lives willingly and eagerly. Any and all recording devices in the home are fine as long as you can do a little dance in front of em. Get some fuckin likes. Repugnant shit. The most punk rock shit you could do right now is burn your phone.

Fuck em

-pop