Reassessing
I’ve sobered up, in every sense, and realized that the Capital-Unlimited® reorg is beneficial for a free market, and for humanity as a whole. Privatizing government will only make it more efficient. Richard Ronzer is a visionary (may he live forever). The Bureau of Podcasts exists to keep our media free of bias and fake news. They’re the only source we need!
Don’t destroy your phones. Stay on social media. Tracking keeps us safe. Rumors of me being dead are a radical left-wing lie! I’m alive and well, despite the losers and haters.
-Pete
like pigs in shit
So I decided to sober up before I sat down to write. But you’re still ugly. How about this fuckin’ Capital Unlimited? Merging with BOP and PISS is terrifying enough but look at their track record: replacing fluoride in the water with nanobots. Gray goo smoothie, anyone? The creators of podepin also developed some nanotech brain implants. You better believe that’s gonna make you see shit comin outta the sky too. And the great unwashed masses are clamorin for it! No coercion needed. People don’t get the chips in their head, they get FOMO. We used to joke about a tyrannical government forcing secret surveillance on us. Hidden cameras n shit. Nah. They let all that shit into their lives willingly and eagerly. Any and all recording devices in the home are fine as long as you can do a little dance in front of em. Get some fuckin likes. Repugnant shit. The most punk rock shit you could do right now is burn your phone.
Fuck em
-pop
no way out
living under their tyranny
you ever feel sick to your stomach of living under their tyranny? feel like they left you no options and there’s no way out? that’s about where I’m at—backed into a corner. fuckin tired of livin and workin on continent-sized plantations owned by degenerate billionaires soon to be trillionaires. it’s like no one fuckin understands how exponential math works.
soon they’re gonna be able to buy up countries, giant land masses with BOPcoin and no one can say shit. ‘cause the greasy soulless fucks need more space for their throwaway tech factories and their breeding farms where these sickos spawn like fish with their NDA’d harems. women treated like tradcattle because it’s their kink. then they call us amoral perverts and shame us for being childless, like they didn’t make us all sterile with the podepin in the water
mom n dad said go play outside but outside was on fire rotten dogshit
we’re the rats pressin the big shiny button for the cheese but the cheese kills you slow
oligarchs are scarfin down an xl bucket of kfc while we wait beneath hopin they drop a cocksuckin chicken wing
makes me wanna fuckin puke. someone should do somethin…
-pop
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